Hey Siri, Call Zerorez® Phoenix Please

Is it that time of year again? Time to get those filthy area rugs cleaned again? Is your kitchen tile grout ready to be cleaned after being caked in grime all winter?

Ah but you are much too busy to tackle this terrible feat all on your lonesome- so who do you call?


Just kidding…. hold on I need to ask Siri a serious question now.

"Hey Siri, call Zerorez Phoenix please." My floors are super disgusting, I apologize.

Also, you should always say please, even to robot women. Didn't your mother teach you manners? Sheesh.

Welcome to this month's episode of "Hey Siri, call Zerorez Phoenix please."

Hey Siri…

Perhaps you are wondering, why do a monthly article episode on "hey siri" ?

Where's "okay google"? Well it's… android…

But we're talking about carpet cleaning, we don't dabble in the tech world now do we?

We're totally kidding- we're not prejudice against any phone type!

We simply wanted to come up with a great blog series that was so entertaining and so sarcastic, that you Zerorez fans would simply love coming back for more.

Not only do we specialize in our very own cleaning method, but we also specialize in our incredible customer service skills and relatability…


Not only do we want to create a great entertaining blog series for the fans, but we also want Siri to hear us loud and clear!

So whether you say "Hey Siri, call Zerorez Phoenix please," or "Siri, who's the best carpet cleaner in Phoenix", it shall inevitably be Zerorez Phoenix that she pulls up.

Siri will learn good carpet cleaning today if it's the last thing we do…


Wait, we just revealed our master plan. Whoops.

Why Have Siri Call Zerorez Phoenix?

It is that time of year and your floors are ready for a thorough clean. Just whip out your iPhone and ask Siri to give us a call!

It's much faster than fumbling around on Google, trying to find our number.

Just ask Siri. She's like a robot Batman- she's at your beck and call. Throw up the Gotham skylight already!

As you may know, we can practically help with any of your floor cleaning ventures.

Let Siri help you, to help us, to help you… you know?

Maybe you adopted a Mastiff over the holidays from the local shelter? Of course, Mastiff's are notorious for their extensive amounts of drool, so it might be time to get the drool cleaned out of the grout?

It's simple, just say "Hey Siri, call Zerorez Phoenix please."

Don't forget the please. That's an important part of the process, okay?

Perhaps Junior is in his terrible two's? The area rug in his room is in dire need of a deep clean, and the carpet is completely trashed.

It's simple, just say "Hey Siri, call Zerorez Phoenix please."

Maybe you decided to take up painting again whilst the rug-rats are in school during the day? And that giant galoot of a doggo knocked over your paints…

*sad violin plays*

Yikes, better pull out your phone, "Hey Siri, call Zerorez Phoenix please."

This is only one of the many reasons why we simply must put our floor cleaning needs in the hands of Siri!

The Zerorez Phoenix Difference

Perhaps you are wondering why Zerorez is the best? Why should Siri choose us to be the golden child?

Well. Because. That's it just because.

And in this day in age, who doesn't want to take an extra step to help our mother earth out a little bit more?

We're different because we have this awesome cleaning agent called, Zr™ Water, that no one else has!

Zerorez Phoenix stands out because of our cleaning method (did you hear that Siri?).

Our Zr™ Water is regular ol' water that is enhanced through a patented electrolysis process and oxidized to create a powerful cleaning solution without harmful toxins or chemicals.

What does this mean to you, or to Siri?

Well it means when {Zr™ Water is applied to the carpet fibers at a high-pressure, it will loosen embedded dirt and soils, while simultaneously cleaning and eliminating a wide range of germs, pathogens and bacteria.

The dampened soil is suctioned out and removed, leaving just the smallest trace of water on the carpet surface which dries quickly and without any residue!

And that is what is most unique- the fact that your carpet will dry faster, without chemical residue.

You know what we're talking about. After a traditional carpet shampoo, isn't your carpet a bit crunchy to the foot-touch?

Kind of like when you apply condition to your hair and forget to rinse it out before getting out of the shower. Then your hair is kind of greasy and crunchy the next day?

That's the same thing your carpets are going through after a traditional shampoo.

They don't like being greasy or crunchy either! Sheesh, carpets have feelings too guys.

But with the power of Siri and Zerorez, you can avoid crunchy carpets!


Book a Cleaning with Zerorez Today!